Stop taking jobs from American ghosts! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. ", "This is my rifle, this is my gun! One of the best TF2 Demoman weapons are grenades, which you can throw around corners, onto battlements, and through windows. He jumps from side to side, but, The Demoman summons a guitar and plays an. TF2 didn't start with a lot of story. ", "DOMINATED! He was asking for directions! Note: These lines possibly hint at the Demoman's and the Soldier's friendship from the War! Evidence of its existence is largely anecdotal, with minimal, and much disputed, photographic material and sonar readings, as there has not been any physical evidence uncovered as of 2012. Ali Baba is a fictional character from the story "Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves", which is featured in the book One Thousand and One Nights, and whose name is the inspiration for the Demoman's One Thousand and One Demoknights item pack. ", "Of course we won! Demoman: Freedom! The Demoman gestures towards his head and then performs a head butt with another player. A popular brand of cider is named Scrumpy Jack. Over the years, the comics have spawned ancillary characters, then assistants to the ancillary characters. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. ", "Ha ha ha! ], Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Demoman&oldid=3005536, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. A Michel De Montaigne I was a lawyer for 12 years in New York and Sweden. In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". The Demoman bends his knees slightly with his hands interlocked to form a platform for players to flip themselves off. Contents 1 Achievements 2 Weapons 3 Cosmetic items 4 Taunts 4.1 Grenade Launcher 4.2 Scottish Resistance 5 Responses 5.1 Dominating a Soldier 5.2 Dominating a Pyro 5.3 Dominating a Demoman 5.4 Dominating a Heavy http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/TeamFortress2TheDemoman. Oh yeah! In Team Fortress 2, the Demoman character class wields a grenade launcher and sticky bomb launcher. ", "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl! There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.". "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" In the play, Macbeth's wife is only ever referred to as "Lady Macbeth". "You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish. "That's a right pretty bra-washer ya built, ya big ugly girl!" - Demoman to Engineer Demoman will never get tired of insulting the Texan toymaker each time he throws a wrench into his plans.. ", "One time I killed a man in Germany! Don't mind if I do! We didn't give an inch! *in hell*! Pepper fie. The Demoman lets out a wolf howl while holding out his arms and looking towards the sky. Tonight, we pony prance in HELL!" We'll get 'em next time. Oh, that's right, they were in, "I dinnae even know we were fightin' another team! Jesus never lost! A page for describing Quotes: Team Fortress 2. ", "Never forget; always remember. "Wizard! While aiming at an enemy, melee weapon equipped: This page was last edited on 17 December 2022, at 17:18. ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! ", "Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" Duck Hunt: Maybe next time I miss me shot, you'll shut yer trap! ", "It's lads like you that give war a bad name! Over and out! "Men, these are the facts as I understand them: "Let's get one thing straight: you are all pretty unicorns, but, "I am a unicorn! The particles, These tend to blind other players causing them to hit less shots. ", "Ah, who needs this depth perception when you can bloody move like this! Update. I came here to kick ass and have two eyes! ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. Share the best GIFs now >>> I told ye they were a buncha' wee lasses! Mature articles are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. Since all of the Demoman's non Demoknight-centered weapons (shields and boots, that is) fire projectiles, a competent Pyro with use of the airblast can completely shut down a Demoman's offense by reflecting their fired pipes back into his face, or shut down. ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you." Dominating a Scout "Dominated, short pants!" "How's that domination feel, city boy?" "You kids today don't know how to dominate." "Less talk, more fight." "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster." "You run fast, my bullets run faster." "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game." scene 3.] In the film, when one immortal decapitates another, he acquires the sum total of their power, knowledge, experiences, and skill, similarly to how the Eyelander works in the game. "Merasmus! "Freeeedooooom!" The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland. The Demoman spins around, thumps his chest twice, and makes a V-Sign with his fingers. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is . ", [Whispered] "This is what the President must feel like all the time! ", "Buck up, lads! ", "(Unintelligible Muttering) I love you, man", "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you. ], [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3. But nobody got a prize but us! Shulk: Dominated, Monado bastard! And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war! [Singing] Oh, say, can you see, that we lost the first game! Yet he appears to have enough skill and/or family talent in him to just. The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. The Demoman Real name: Tavish Finnegan DeGroot Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian) "Come an' get me, I say! Heh heh, I dinnae know we were playing anybody! ", "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game. But as the updates got more ambitious, we found the perfect way to explore the mercs' world: comics. ", "Sun Tzu said 'Winning a hundred wars is not the best thing. Do you understand that? The fast pace of the game makes it almost unusable for direct confrontation, but players who are able to micromanage their sticky placements, find clever trap locations, know to fight only when it's advantageous, and are able to land direct grenade launcher hits when caught off-guard can become the most fearsome defensive powerhouses in the game, rivaling even the Engineer's fully-upgraded Sentry Gun. ", "Everyone, please stand! ", "DOMINATED!" This weapon's name is a reference to the myth that a Scottish person will usually greet others with physical violence, due to their stereotypically aggressive nature. I've got your rent. ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! ", "You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins! [sotto voce] You are okay though, right, lad? ", "Wuh huh ho! Hair get in your eyes? I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!" ", "Ohh, I'm gonna beat ya so hard, you'll have a twitch! This is a reference to a famous quote from Duke Nukem 3D, which is based on a quote from the 1988 movie They Live starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. Potassium chlorate is a chemical compound commonly used in fireworks and explosives. ", "Do not look at this man's head! [sotto voce] But you're still me best mate, heh. The Demoman jumps into the SS DeGroot - a small rowing boat, painted with the team's color and a white stripe around it with a handwritten registry on the back - which pops out of the ground; he then sits down and starts rowing, occasionally looking around and saying drunken gibberish. ", "Let me give you some advice, son: Do not be a ghost! Medic just sighs and informs him he's already regenerated and implanted a new eye . "Go home, lassie; men are fightin' here!". ", "You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. The Highland Fling is one of the oldest of the dances that originated in the Gaelic Highlands of Scotland. And I'm all out of eyes! ", "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen! Demomen bombard Sentry Nests (and the players repairing them) with indirect splash damage from outside their range, Scouts take advantage of Demos' lack of hitscan weapons and get in close, and Sentries annihilate Scouts before they can get into effective range. "Merasmus! The Spy is an elusive French gentleman who uses his disguise and Cloaking Device to sneak behind enemy lines. ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. I think this might be a mercy killing! If he is being flipped, the Demoman performs a somersault in mid-air. [Quietly] "No offense, brain maggot. ", "Grow some hair on yer face, and come and try me again, lad.". It is a disproportioned World War-era German Model 24 Stielhandgranate "potato masher" grenade, with a white Mann Co. logo stamped on the head and black wrapping tape around the stick. Robin: Tell yer grandpappy Merasmus he's next, ye silver-haired chump! The Grimm fables, or Grimm's Fairy Tales, were a collection of fairy tales of various origins, published by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, the Brothers Grimm, in 1812. He eventually drops back and stands on all fours, belly up, now kicking forward and alternating hands on the ground. "He who smelt it, dealt it" is often used as a counter against the accusation that one farted, instead directing the blame at the person who complained about it first (since they would be closer to the supposed source). Give me my eye back, you wizard! That's what I do. If you skip Grenades across the ground when aiming at a distant target, it can be more effective than throwing them through the sky. When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. ", "Let's show these muffin-tops what the wrong end of a rocket launcher looks like! ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.] . HE IS A SOULLESS MONSTER!" ", "Lads, I watched their scrim! Good Snipers can easily ruin a Demo's attempts to set sticky traps or jump across the map just by quickscoping long before the Demo has time to prepare himself to counter the Sniper. Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! You hit an enemy with it, he blows up, and if you manage to survive the explosion yourself, you're left with a scrap of a grenade that does pitiful damage and can only be restored by going all the way back to your team's Resupply Cabinet (located next to the spawn point). ", "Son, you are a disgrace to the afterlife. ", "We won the battle, now let's win the war! [sotto voce] But you're a good man and I love you. ", "Remember, boys, it is always darkest before we win! And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". Although even the most skilled of Snipers can easily be taken down at close range, the same cannot be said for those at a distance. ], [The ending segment of "Drunken Pipe Bomb" starts to play. (said differently than the above two) - while head-butting during the Skullcracker taunt. ", "yer arses arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah ya havin' heathen. - after a decapitation kill. Zatoichi is a fictional character who appears in many Japanese films. "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". I'm a black Scottish cyclops. ", "I have returned from the grave to give the living haircuts. This obviously reflects the fact that the Demoman only has one eye. The page Demoman (Team Fortress 2) contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. ", [questioning, hopeful and pleased grunts with a laugh], https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_taunts&oldid=3375898, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls, The Demoman does a pelvic thrust and shouts. Shutting down. Aladdin refers to a story in the collection of folk tales titled One Thousand and One Nights, in which the main character finds a similar lamp which contains a genie. - after killing a Soldier. To "maul" someone is to beat them up, usually causing savage wounds in the process. Added 2 official taunts: Yeti Punch and Yeti Smash. These responses override the default responses for that category. ", "This point is mine! ", "Oh, a wee promotion? In "Blood in the Water", the Demoman shows a rather contemptuous attitude towards the Sniper and his parents' lodgings. A caber is a large wooden pole used in the caber toss, an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games. ", "Permission to get cocky, men! Popular Original Order Random. You're starving? This is a reference to Scottish actor Sean Connery who portrayed, among other characters, James Bond, the famous spy. ", "This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia! A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. A Boisterous Bruiser and a cheerful drunkard, Demo enjoys nothing more than blowing everything to bits while chugging on Scrumpy (a harsh cider coming from western England). 30 TF2 Demoman's Medic Quote Variations in 90 Seconds | Team Fortress 2 1,319,515 views May 31, 2020 43K Dislike Kruthal 5.47K subscribers Notice Age-restricted video (based on Community. ", "DOMINATED! Can be invoked with the Sticky Jumper, a sticky bomb gun which does absolutely, Even Demoknights can get in on the action by ", Miss Pauling almost always shortens it, and. ", "Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud! I just thought we were just testing our weapons! ", "'Course we won! ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Let's go cause some more trouble! ", "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets! ], Demoman: "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. ", "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it! The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. For someone who is extremely sensitive about his missing eye, he gives us pretty good ones: In public servers, a Demoman can usually get away with just laying some clever traps, and may even fare well in direct combat. Hah! "Get over here and help me defend, ya idiot! A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. 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