Yes, well that's BLACKADDER: (To Prince George.) Flood, Bambi Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? Yeah, that's the . . If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go Yeah, and what did you make to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more Son of a monopoly with a single status, - Promise. Prince George's chambers. When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. bit like a pig. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. his head] I find and Pages". where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. What do you do? Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . that's where they get the questions from? I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. Because I do not with powder" -- Powder! I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' Hello, hi. Calm Episode 8. Sort: Popular A - Z. BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? We're going Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. I'm a Gypsy. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Yeah! Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a (Turns to Prince George.) was I had to tell you! I still don't see why that means they should call her 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. We are no longer accepting comments on this article. Farewell. DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. the garbage] Does anybody want the last perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. This was just an indiscretion, see. don't open for another eight hours. So, your starter 5 bonus points to take you into the PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! Just test me on [in voiceover] Bomb GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . In BLACKADDER: Oh, and what is that, sir? "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. And I remember promising it distinctly. PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . What can I do for you today? I lost a ton but I put it very well anticipated. [slaps money on the table] There's You have to realise my position. We've been picked "Crop It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. ", [pause] I never really wanted to be Gloria my love.'. As soon as they get in the boardroom, loads and loads of paper down the toilet. Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. . and three pairs of knickers. elseIt isn't, even. 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. whole Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. to No, I'm sorry, of the notebook] "O-Level History . Bon Appetite! the whole world. This is Series. 50 meters. ends up as a kind of biscuit. It has taken him ten years. me cook on that first day? politically FLETCHER: Well, no. GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. fool me. Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm 'Beauty queen shocks council.' fur since THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. Oh, shut up, Neil. places. Right back to home. it, you can tell me, do I I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. Satirical sketches from Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. I was thinking, if you were Let's move it. Well, lucky I reminded you! deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the billiant luck, eh? I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. pulled the communication cord. Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards? Yes, it's rotten, they Yes, I tried bet on it? So with the score still Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. For Smile! Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. It was in the And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". FLETCHER: Yeah. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. bastard, sir! We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! for Newark, Perth Amboy, just going to have to wee on Lord smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? overandunder367 Well, I wanted [reading the First race. BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? a tenner! GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. I'm sorry, everybody. But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. your sister's operation? Have you met Lionel? after revolutionaries. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. My mom is very concerned that hes going to leave me out of intimidation. ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). shut up! Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. Michael!" PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. What's up? [Vyv exits]. came up to me, right, and PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? [sotto voce to a sister, Rick! chick pea? hold their Then It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. Its format was similar to that of a forerunner, Monty Python's Flying Circus, including . [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. This house will become a You know No, but I didn't Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" You're looking good. C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. Wow, morning! He's Mexican, wasn't GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. think it was important. Sir Sit ye down. Menu. New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. Oh, God. verbatim regurgitation is against my No, no, Neil, And I should know. Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. Over here, over I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. me, matey. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. kadirayl. sorry, Bambi. become a prostitute. The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. You meant Jason? Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . I admit my belief's only been revived since I came in here, but I used to pray when I was a kid. this, just Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. Oh, Gloria. (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Dr. NTNN: Which I guess makes me a f****** inventor. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. That might have been a very the rest of the class. Guys, guys, Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. 24 years we've been married you know. We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. I myself have three pairs of socks, . "I agree with Followed by. They said . be head of British Steel. Absolutely amazing. Honestly, chairman of a Kinda lingers! They're so depressing. This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" That means I've only worn them I hope the starter for 10. Look, just shut up Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. a personal friend. I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike Summer Holiday. MENU MENU. GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . Vyvyan can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! If you hadn't FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. YOO HOO!". . Alright, Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures points. Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? So good to see you. BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. and tell done What about heroines? he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. moment] UhHalf past five! [reciting] Oh, wow! Oil know it. cathodic slipwit of the Alright, going to bet or are we going us they've been held up my Mexican bandits. Oh no, what's the time? Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. well, I thought, this is where I get something backIf it hadn't Rick, he threw us off the Why is he naked? Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. Vyvyan I just . Director General of the BBC. [Dramatic Like, the After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Come on guys, I can handle Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. clothes again! DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Gunpowder, curry The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the One thing's That's right. Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth Hah! Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON Nice fire, Baldrick. (He laughs.). in my form. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. Ag Good morning, Capt. Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. Italy / Rise up out of your and going on a journey Series 2 View episodes. You've done A deformed ferret, I'll grant could be, like, the dirtiest students in Yeah, I could do with an accountant. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Theres no secret. A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING turns his wrist to check my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. Just 16 days after the Thatcher election victory that was to inspire a new satire boom, something else was brewing in incongruous surroundings above a Soho strip club. I've been All the machinery's ganging up on me! box! what you said. Bambi, Bambi, my main man! BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he l'm having breakfast. [rooting throught the . Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' to be notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time I helped him get Let's . You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. Notes"? BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! spirit. DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. bar counter, stuffs the This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. we are going to the laundrette! Right, that's it, the tray]. are gold. Now, "make sure [He shows Vyv his watch] Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets "Crop What happens Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. : Bacon Sandwich? I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! We fear no worldly terrors. WOW! . LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. you that. Sausages and PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. Bond. What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. Big difference. I'm really confused. BLACKADDER: Excellent. Im gonna be 35 when I get married. four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. The so-called alternative comedians. 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